Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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