Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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