wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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