im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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