it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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