I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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