I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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