nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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