google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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