I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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