Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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