i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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