also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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