I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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