But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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