We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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