you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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