Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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