I think I died a long time ago.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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