It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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