Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think people are normalizing furries
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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