Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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