He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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