She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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