i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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