All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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