google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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