You're so nebulous sometimes
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He kissed a someone with a penis
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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