I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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