My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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