nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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