Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
