walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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