My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
