is this the sara with the beer cane?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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