there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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