do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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