he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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