YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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