There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I currently don't understand fingers.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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