singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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