Dual....:-)
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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