Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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