went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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