so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She even gives head with a lisp.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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