i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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