Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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