Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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