The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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