dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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